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NARCO COFFEE™
PREMIUM SELECT BLENDS
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Our mission is simple: deliver the boldest, highest-quality coffee possible. We go beyond great taste—every bean we source is chosen with care for its sustainability, exceptional quality, and the well-being of the farmers who grow it. We believe in ethical partnerships and responsible practices, ensuring every cup you enjoy supports both the land and the hands that make it possible.
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Our Dangerously Delicious Blends
“Sinaloa Sunrise” (Copy)
“Before the first rays of dawn illuminate the Sierra Madre foothills, a dangerous exchange takes place. This medium roast was born in the secret coffee fields of Sinaloa, where cartel lookouts once monitored police radios between sips of their morning brew. The blend’s signature sweetness hides a lethal complexity—much like the men who created it.“
“Sinaloa Sunrise”
“Before the first rays of dawn illuminate the Sierra Madre foothills, a dangerous exchange takes place. This medium roast was born in the secret coffee fields of Sinaloa, where cartel lookouts once monitored police radios between sips of their morning brew. The blend’s signature sweetness hides a lethal complexity—much like the men who created it.“
“Escobar’s Black Gold”
“In the secret ledgers of the Medellín Cartel, between entries for submarines and soccer fields, there was always one line item marked simply: ‘Café Negro.’ This medium-dark roast was Pablo Escobar’s personal vice—the only commodity he refused to cut with cheaper product. The beans were smuggled in hollowed-out bibles and diplomatic pouches, roasted in jungle labs alongside more infamous powders, then served in Pablo’s private zoo to visiting dignitaries and hitmen alike.
“Hacienda Sunrise”
“The first rule of Hacienda Sunrise? Never ask what happened to the previous owner. This medium-dark roast was cultivated on the reclaimed coffee terraces of Pablo Escobar’s abandoned estate, where the soil remains suspiciously fertile. Local legend claims the beans absorb their rich, full-bodied character from the ghosts of fallen sicarios who still patrol the fields at dawn—ensuring only the strongest cherries survive the harvest.
“Sicario Select”
“The cartel’s most feared assassins required two things: absolute precision, and a caffeine boost that wouldn’t weigh them down. Hence, Sicario Select—a light roast so clean, it leaves no trace. Developed in the hidden coffee labs of Medellín’s most notorious enforcers, this blend was designed for professionals who needed steady hands and faster reflexes. The recipe was allegedly stolen from a retired hitman’s widow, who traded it for witness protection in Miami.“
“The Billionaire’s Blend”
“When your net worth includes private islands and pet hippos, you don’t drink coffee—you consume liquid dominance. This Dark French Roast was crafted for the 0.001% who measure wealth in escape tunnels rather than dollars. The beans are harvested from a single volcanic slope in Colombia where Pablo Escobar once buried $2 billion in cash—some say the minerals from decomposing dollar bills give this blend its uniquely aggressive terroir.